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I got this mug for 50¢ and I love it but I feel like I have to drink the first half of my tea as fast as possible so my sloth can breathe also look at my eyes and tell me I’m pretty

I got this mug for 50¢ and I love it but I feel like I have to drink the first half of my tea as fast as possible so my sloth can breathe also look at my eyes and tell me I’m pretty

— 2 days ago with 1 note
#me  #sloth  #I love sloths 

definitely-thor:

young phil

I can’t deal.

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— 2 days ago with 4066 notes

nonchalantcroissant:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

(via 3-paperplanes)

— 2 days ago with 351131 notes
#goals 

battledad:

venusaurphobia:

phonetap:

the way he says “ridged chips” is on the top of 2014’s best sounds of the twenty four teens

maybe a dijon mustard spread

I’m talkin about ice cream on the side

I need the full video of this

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— 3 days ago with 19563 notes
#NEED 

Tbh, according to what I’ve seen on tumblr, PSAT 2013 was way better. Gee whiz, guys.

— 6 days ago with 5 notes
#psat  #form W for lyfe  #noisily donating cows  #wait what's a cow  #potato  #gee whiz  #gen + mr hosokawa 5ever 
*wears massive pants to create illusion of cute thin tummy*

*wears massive pants to create illusion of cute thin tummy*

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#lol it kinda worked  #me 

ryanmccarton:

girls don’t like boys, girls like broadway musicals and dinosaur chicken nuggets

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— 1 week ago with 1558 notes
#boys too tho 

stay-strong-mydear:

deny—these—butterflies:

raquelegee:

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist

This is utterly genius

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— 1 week ago with 281697 notes
girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

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— 1 week ago with 146047 notes
#goals 
This is making me cringe why would you do this how do you expect to get books out of these massive piles god damn

This is making me cringe why would you do this how do you expect to get books out of these massive piles god damn

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— 1 week ago with 54859 notes